Last week, I went to an event.
It was a Jewish Event.
It was a BIG event.
In fact it was The Jewish United Fund's Annual Big Event.
There was a comedian.
Aziz Ansari to be exactly.
He was funny.
There was also 2,400 jews.
Ok, enough with the single sentence, hit return deal.
Anyway, as I was saying, this event I would say is the Jewish event of the season. As my co-worker, dubbed it, it's J.M.S. a.k.a. Jewish Mating Season. And then she dubbed something else. You see, we were talking about what we were going to wear, and she said, well I heard the attire is "Desperate Chic."
What was funny was that I not only knew exactly what she was referring to but how perfect it was for the event. So what is desperate chic? Well picture this: desperate, skin showin and high heels mixed with class. Pretty yet not too revealing, Picture lots of short dresses, high heels but by designer brands. Nothing too slutty.
Do you know what I'm talking about?